Simeon Richards, friendly giant

# of bicycles currently owned:
5

including, and indeed limited to:
Moulton Standard (broken)
Brompton (broken)
HP Velotechnik Spirit (broken mudguard)
Freddy Grubb (not assembled)
BMX (leopardskin saddle)

most used/fav workshop tool:
maroon cotton apron
gardening gloves

workshop tunes:
sterolab
happy electronic music
sterolab
ivor cutler

a bicycle i would love to have is _____:
a normal bike, with proper wheels

when not cycling or working, I spend my day _______?:
touring around in my sofa-bike, setting up my hammock, sleeping, baking cowboy bread, building strange contraptions out of bike bits

good books i have read lately:
how-to guide for teepee design

films:
summer of love

TV:
what is tv?

I eat loads because I cycle all the time, and when I do eat, I prefer:
nuts and berries

the smells of Stewart’s butchers (next door to shop) make me want to:
eat a scotch egg

circle one only of each pair:
Maudlen or Mag-da-len? Mudguards or Buttstripe? RetroZone or Tat Zone? The Cannibal or Il Campionissimo? Drops or Flats?

My favourite type of biscuit is_______.
scotch eggs

why did i get into bikes?
i was too tall for airplanes and boats and most automobiles